"Asking a pedophile what's up is like asking an ice cream salesman what's cold: the answer is what he's selling. The question is, are you buying?" ~Mav [found here]
They should have an episode where The Count counts Pi and gets all confused and has to sit down and take a break for a minute with cookie monster (althought
hat douche barely eats cookies anymore supposedly).
WANT TO ROLL HIM AROUND A BIT? NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. IT IS ABSOLUTELY SAFE, AFTER ALL. ROLLY, ROLLY...WHEE! ROLLY ROLLY!
Look man, Cookie Monster's been having some problems. His home life was shit, he couldn't keep a job, and his addiction was starting to get really
outta hand. And after his brother overdosed outside the Viper Lounge, he was really in a terrible state. So don't knock him man, especially when he's
just getting back on his feet. Please.
I'm still waiting for his biopic to show up on the history channel or something. I'm pretty sure there were no high marks during his life, since its
been in the dumps pretty much always.