"Asking a pedophile what's up is like asking an ice cream salesman what's cold: the answer is what he's selling. The question is, are you buying?" ~Mav [found here]
Okay, so two more holes times two ears equals for holes, I sign Vell up for upper hole on right ear and I want lower hole on right ear all to myself um wait...
that's actually pretty disgusting ... what if I want it to heal, ew stretch marks! How about we just hire a stripper or soemthing? Are we all non-minors
here ?
Should we wait untill Vell's birthday? Oh wait, he is 17? 0_o
**confustion ... **
HOLY FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! I MEAN, SWEET JESUS, THAT'S FUCKING ABOMINABLE--THAT CHILD COULD NOW OFFICIALLY BE RAPED IN THE EAR. EAR
FUCKING!! IS THAT WHAT LIFE'S COME TO? A PENIS THROUGH THE EAR? SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY. GOD HAVE MERCY ON THAT CHILD'S POOR POOR DEGRADED SOUL.
Well, I think WE ALL know what comes next -
penis holes. -_-
Imagine what kind of sex that would produce. Aaaah, the reproductive rates are finally dropping.